Zach/Zachary. Ace Trans Pretty Boy. 25 years of age.
(He/Him)

william-snekspeare:
“It’s tired time
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raptorific:

raptorific:

the best trick blizzard ever pulled was tricking a bunch of homophobic gamer dudes into shelling out hundreds of dollars for the collectors’ edition of a game with a lesbian on the box because it came with a statue of a gay man

“they made 76 gay I’m never playing this game again” good. die.

gaymy-rose:

sleepygirl586:

marshmallowviscera:

people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

like

fuck flying cars, guys

mic drop

A galaxy that what

actual-squidboy:

weaving-lyrical-magic:

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

this post is like a finely aged wine

humansofnewyork:
““Last I heard he was arrested for buying large amounts of cocaine. My mom let me know. She called me one day and said: ‘I don’t want you to find out by Googling your name.’ It wasn’t a huge surprise, actually. It explained a lot of...

rhythmviolence:

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liquidstar:

liquidstar:

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

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